Welcome to Silent Spring.

[Numbers has rewritten this post dozens of times before he's landed on something he feels is vague enough to slip under the radar for those watching, but is coded to those who were at the dinner party.]

I enjoyed last week's dinner party. I remember people talking about organizing a club or activity of some sort, and I'd like to suggest making a book club. I've been trying to catch up on my reading, anyways.

[Never mind the fact that Numbers would rather die than read for fun.]

Personally, I've been reading The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. But does anyone have any book suggestions? Preferably, something that can garner some interesting literary discussion and analysis.

[It's hard to format a text post like an invitation when you can't see and your typist doesn't know what an invitation looks like but damn it, they're trying their best.]

Arthur Lester and Helly R. Lester request the pleasure of the company of

THE NEIGHBOURS OF HAVEN STREET and children

at a dinner party being held at the Lester Household. [The proper address is included.]

Time for us to get to Know One Another, share stories about Our Lives, and Make Plans for the future.

Looking forward to seeing you on the 29th of January.